TODO LO AQUÍ NARRADO, NO SÓLO ES VERÍDICO SINO QUE ADEMÁS ES CIERTO. By Les Luthiers

viernes, 20 de noviembre de 2009

Para el cuartelillo...

7.00 PM hora zulú de un miércoles en que juega la selección de fútbol de España, lo que significa que a partir de las 6 esto parece un desierto. En la zona de televisiones, tan sólo un par de jefes, un par de empleados que ese día descuidan su alergia al Glasex y deciden limpiar la parrilla de TVs, y algún señor con cara de resignación que merodea por allí mientras la mujer hace la compra.

Mal día para hacer una devolución de un artículo robado. Un individuo joven viene a devolver una central de planchado (que no debe saber ni lo que ha robado) de casi 200 Euros. Viene sin abrir y no parece tener una excusa aprendida porque cuando empezamos a comprobar que viene completa, se empieza a poner nervioso.

- Un momento que compruebo el contenido.

Aparece en escena mi jefe, que al ver que el ticket es de otra tienda, decide comprobar la venta de dicho artículo.

- Yo ya si eso me voy yendo a por el importe.

- No tranquilo, si tiene que esperar a que lo confirme para que le den el dinero.

- No, es que tengo mucha prisa, que tengo una reunión... una cita...

- Pues va a tener que esperar.

Efectivamente tiene una cita pero con la policía. Se le mete al cuartillo, se le recuerda que robar está mal y para el cuartelillo...

Fin de la historia. No está mal para una tarde aburrida entre semana. Molan más lo arrestos en sábado, con la tienda a reventar y la poli haciendo el paseillo con el detenido exposado. Todo un show.


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20 comentarios:

Unknown dijo...

No lo pillo, ¿Cómo quería hacer exactamente el truco? ¿Si era robado cómo es que tenía un ticket?

Saludos.

M dijo...

Lo del descuido de la alergia al Glassex me ha hecho una gracia... xD Espero que el raterillo novato no vuelva a pasar por vuestro centro en caso de que siga con su particular carrera profesional... :P

Rafiki dijo...

Mojonvolador: Hay 2 tipos de pirulas que nos intentan hacer.

1.- Devuelven mercancía comprada con un billete de 500 falso, a ultima hora, cuando ya no hay jefes, metiendo prisa por la hora. Y por supuesto comprado en otro centro donde posiblemente les conocen y los tienen fichados.

2.- Roban un artículo, y luego compran uno igual para falsificar el ticket, o duplicarlo e intentar devolver los 2 articulos.

hay 1000 maneras...

El caso es que hablado con el otro no centro, nos confirman que ese tio ha robado allí.

Tracy:

Hay 2 enfermedades comunes en la sección. La alergia al Glassex, y una especie de sordera que hace que el telefono suene a una frecuencia inaudible... por cerca que estés. Es como el silbato para perros, unos lo oyen y otros jamas.

Gracias a todos por los comentarios.

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